And his family are having the funeral for him. His girlfriend shows up and notices 2 japanese men in suits sitting in the front row.
After the eulogy, they all go into the cemetery to bury him and the odd men keep following. The girlfriend gets concerned and asks the gamers friend who they are.
"Oh those are Konami Reps." He says.
"What are they doing here" asks the girlfriend.
"They're the ones lowering him into the grave."
"Why would they do that?"
"Cause they're great at letting people down."
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