A seventy-four year old medical researcher went to the doctor after having a seeming unexplainable illness that had lasted for several days.
After describing her symptoms, the doctor performed a series of tests and then reached a diagnosis.
The doctor said, "I am not sure how to tell you this, but it appears that you are pregnant".
The woman looked shocked, then said "That damn test tube, it was supposed to be sterile"
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