A frustrated employee goes for a haircut.
When returns (after few hours) his boss objects saying he can’t take personal reason breaks during work hours.
To which this guy replies: “This was no personal reason. My hair grew during my work hours and so this break should be official.”
Boss: “Your hair grows when you are at your home too.”
Guy: “Right! And so I didn’t get bald. Did I?”
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