Dad: "Are you a man?!".
Son: "Yes, Dad.".
Dad: "Then say it out loud. I wanna be a man!".
Son: "I..I wanna be a man..".
Dad: "Dammit! Say it louder, you little prick!".
Son gets really pissed now and yells at the top of his lungs...
***I WANT A MAN!!!***
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