A friend told me he was walking by a cemetery last night, and claimed he witnessed the gravedigger handing over several bodies to a shady-looking man wearing a trench coat.
"Hmmm, seems unlikely," I said. "are you sure that's what you saw?"
"Absolutely," he replied. "It was a dead giveaway."
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