A Frenchman, an Englishman and an Arab were being interviewed by a reporter with regard to what they bought their wives for Valentine's Day.
Frenchman - I bot ma wife un ring and a pair of gleuve, so if che don like ze ring che can coveur eet with ze gleuve.
Englishman - I bought my wife a beautiful diamond brooch and a scarf, so that if she should happen to dislike the brooch she may cover it with the scarf.
Arab - ya habibi! I boaght my wife za Ferrari and za vibratore.
The reporter is stunned and asks why a Vibrator??
The Arab replies, ya habibi! If she not like za Farrari she can go fuck herself!
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