"What would my handsome young gents like for breakfast this morning?" mother asked.
The boys, having devised a plan the previous evening to be "manly" men (like dad is) and use "manly" words (like dad does) to request their breakfast in the morning the "manly" way, began their replies.
The first lad puffed his chest and gave his best, "Give me some of those goddamned cornflakes!" At which point his father's open palm stuck the back of his head with a loud TWAP!
Dad still in full glare turned to his anger towards his second son and asked, "Well, how 'bout you? What do you want for breakfast?"
With a completely shocked expression still locked on his face he promptly replied, "I dunno, but it sure's the hell isn't fucking conflakes!"
Side Note: This is not my joke and I have NO CLUE where or when I picked it up but it's always been a favorite of mine. I posted this as a comment in another thread that brought this one to mind and thought that r/jokes might appreciate it.
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