A fly and his son are out looking for poop to eat...

Baby fly: Dad, are we poor?
Dad fly: No we're not poor.
Baby fly: Then why do we always have poop for dinner?
Dad fly: Ugh son! Please don't say such disgusting things when we're having dinner.

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