..he see's another flea laying in the sand; frozen and shivering.
"Oh buddy," he said. "What happened?"
"Ww-wWell I wW-Wwas riding in somMMe guy's mustache, and he r-r-rode a moMotorcycle all the way to the beach. I'm frFReezing!."
The other flea took pity on him and gave him some advice.
"Look man, you want to warm up? Go to the airport. Look for a room called 'Stewardess Lounge' and in there is a bathroom. Jump on a toilet seat and wait for a hairy paradise to fall from the sky!"
So a month goes by and the flea is walking down the beach again. He stumbles upon the same flea; frozen and shivering.
"What happened?! Did you go to the place we talked about? Did the hairy paradise fall from the sky?"
"It d-d-did." said the frozen flea.
"I was in the hairy paradise, than sSu-suddenly I'm in some guy's mMMmustache!"
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