As the ship leaves port she realizes she's left her hearing aid at home. The husband assures her everything will be alright. after dinner they retire to their cabin. the husband ask her which berth she wants, up, or down? she gets in the lower berth and signals him to join her where she proceeds to bang his brains out. This occurs every night for the entire 7 day trip. Upon arriving home and inserting her hearing aid her husband asked her what got into her on the cruise.
She replied, well every night when you pointed to the berths I couldn't hear and instead of realizing you had asked up or down, I thought you said fuck or drown!
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