A Filipino, an Indian, and a Pakistani get arrested in Saudi Arabia for drinking alcohol. They are given a sentence of 50 lashes each. Before execution of their punishments each of them is given a chance to ask a wish.
The Filipino requests that a pillow be tied to his back. The wish is granted and he's given 50 lashes.
Indian asks for 2 pillows to be tied to his back. Again the wish is granted and 50 lashes given.
Now only the Pakistani is left and he asks to please be allowed to make 2 wishes. Reluctantly, they accept his demand and ask what are his two wishes. Pakistani man says:
1. Give me 100 lashes instead.
2. Tie the Indian to my back.
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