The pilot announces over the loudspeaker that the only way to keep the plane in the air is to eject as much weight as possible. The French Ambassador steps up to the door, shouts "Vive la France!" and jumps out. The English Ambassador runs to the door, shouts "God save the queen!" and jumps out. The pilot says they're still too heavy. So the American Ambassador stands up, shouts "Remember the Alamo!" and throws out the Mexican Ambassador.
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