A few years after he became an ex-President, Bill and Hilary are driving around Arkansas and stop for gas.

The guy operating the pump is about their age. When it's done and they're driving away, Hilary chuckles and says "The guy at the gas station? My mom wanted me to marry him." Bill gives her a big grin and says "Can you imagine where you'd be now, if you'd married him instead of me?" She gives him a cold stare and says "Yeah, I'd be driving around with an former President of the United States."

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