Studies show ¾ths of the general public prefer to be told statistics in percents as compared to fractions.
10/9 of them are unable to spot errors in said statistics.
63% of the population will believe a statistic if it has a famous name cited with it. - Julius Cesar, May 1973
The remaining half of the people who prefer to be told statistics who prefer to be told statistics in fractions are unable to spot continuity issues.
Seventy-bajillion people on earth cannot recognize made up numbers.
...and finally... if you are male there is a 1 in 3 chance you are reading this with your penis in your hand (this one may actually be true)
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