Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away!
Aim low; reach your goals; avoid disappointment.
Teamwork means never having to take the blame yourself.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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