A fellow worker just sent an all office memo: "Has anyone seen my screwdriver? I really need my screwdriver!"

How many "Suh...

None. Cuz it's already lit.

A Young Ensign...

A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of duty when he...

How do you get a...

Piece of cake

I tried to figure...

Then it hit me.

Did you fall from...

Me: "Girl, did you fall from heaven?" Her: "Don't even think about it?" Me:...

Two bats...

were in a cave thirsty for blood. One bat looks to the other and says, "I'm...

Mickey Mouse is...

and the lawyer says "Mickey, I don't think you're claim is going to hold up...

All refugees are...

(No that's actually the punchline)

Why was the...

Most men couldn't find it.

Why does Dr....

Because his wife left him 4 months ago ^^^^just ^^^^searched ^^^^and...