A guy, Mario, heads off to Lollapalooza, and while he's there, he sees some incredible bands, ranging from classic rock to modern music, electronica to acoustic country-- really just the whole gambit. He's having a great time at the festival, and he sees a strikingly attractive woman across the way.
He heads over to her and introduced herself. They start talking, and they hit it off straight away. She is a Kurdish woman, visiting Chicago with her family for the weekend while she is on holiday. He meets all of her extended family, and they all click great! One thing leads to another, and they spend the night together.
The next day, they return to the concerts and go to see some classic rock. But things go south while they're at the concert; lead singers from two prominent bands also meet his new Kurdish girlfriend, and there's a three-way fight between Mario and the singers. The singers bring the rest of their bands to back them up, and poor Mario gets the ever loving crap kicked out of him.
He wakes up three days later in the hospital and asks, "Doctor, what happened?"
The doctor tells him, "it seems you *really* upset Tommy Shaw and Mick Jagger! You're very lucky your girlfriend's family got to you in time! They kept you stable, then rushed you to the hospital! Your collarbone is shattered, your left leg was snapped just above the ankle, and you have a compound fracture in your humerus. Those bands really did a number on you!"
Mario sits there quietly for a moment and then says, "yeah, they did. It's true what they say, doc. 'Styx and The Stones may break my bones, but Kurds will never hurt me!'"
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