A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was completely full of olives, he stumbled out. "Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as strange as that!" "What's so strange about it?" the bartender said. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives."
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