A Paddy walking through a field sees a Englishman drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Paddy shouts “Na ol an t-uisce, ta sé lan de chac bo”
The Englishman shouts back “I don't understand Scottish. Speak a proper language like English”.
The Paddy shouts back “Use both hands, you’ll get more in.”
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