I found out my girlfriend was good at deep throating so I broke up with her...

I don't like wasting talent

Edit: Apparently this is by /u/TimIsWin

Edit 2: [Tim's post](https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/47j8dg/god_bless_us_every_one/)

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