So a mother of a baby had to go out for the day, and left the father in charge of things.
"Do you know what you're doing, with the diapers? You've never changed one."
"Sure, no problem, have a good time! Don't worry about us!"
Mother comes back in the evening, the baby's diaper is just packed.
"What were you doing?? You said you knew how to change a diaper!"
"Don't worry, on the box it said it can hold up to 10 pounds!"
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