all die and go to heaven. Before they are allowed in God appears to them and says, "As you can see there are 100 steps leading to heaven; at each step you will hear a different joke. If you laugh then you will not be allowed to enter." All three women agree to this and go forth. On the first step God tells them a joke and the red head laughs. "You are not allowed to enter heaven." God says and cast her down to hell. This goes on for a while and at the 32nd step the brunette laughs, she is cast down to hell as well. Again, this continues until the 99th step. God begins to tell the joke. He says two words and the blonde starts cracking up. God asks her, "Why did you laugh before I even finished?" She replies, "I just got the first joke..."
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