The Son dragged a hoe out of the shed and began working the field. He noticed that the hoe looked very old and worn out. It was practically falling apart, so he asked his Father "How long do you think this hoe will last?" His Father took one look at the hoe and shrugged. "I guess it depends on how much you pay her."
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