Son: Hello?
Father: What is it? I'm out on the highway right now.
Son: Be careful Dad, it's dangerous out there.
Father: What do you mean, "dangerous"? I've been driving down this highway for 25 years now.
Son: Well, I just heard on the news about some crazy lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road, against the traffic. So please, be careful.
Father: "Some" crazy lunatic? Those bozos are coming by the hundreds!
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