"Dad, what are those dogs doing?" the boy asks.
"Well son, they're trying to make puppies."
That answer seemed to satisfy the son's curiosity, so no more was said about it and they finished their walk.
Later that night the boy had a nightmare and ran into his parent's room, only to catch them in the act.
"Dad, what are you doing."
"Well son, your mom and I are trying to make you a little brother or sister for you."
"Can you turn her over dad? I'd rather have a puppy."
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