The girl who's never seen a penis before turned to her dad and asked "Daddy, what's that between your legs?"
Dad replied "That's my birdie. And she is nesting these two eggs."
The daughter was satisfied by the answer and they went to sleep for the night.
The next day, the father woke up in a hospital with a horrible pain in his groin. Curious, he asked his daughter "what happened?"
Daughter replied "So while you were sleeping, I was petting the birdie. She must've been nervous cuz she got stiff. Then she spat on me. So I broke the birdie's neck and crushed her two eggs"
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