He walks up to the bartender and says, "One whiskey please madam."
"Excuse me?" The bartneder responds.
"I said one whiskey please madam."
"Madam?"
"Oh I do apologise!" said the man red faced, "It's the sound I make when my chin flab crashes into my face. Happens every time I speak, madam."
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