So little jimmy was peeing in the pool.

And the lifeguard yells at him, hey little jimmy, your not allowed to pee in the pool.

And little jimmy says to the lifeguard, but, but all the little kids pee in the pool.

And the lifeguard replies, Yeah, but not from the diving board...

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.