A farmer was driving a cart..

stacked high with manure to fertilize his crops. Along the way he passed a little boy who stared at the cart in wonder.

"What are you doing with that?"

"Well," Said the farmer, "I am bringing it home to put on my potatoes."

The little boy frowned, confused. "I feel sorry for you," He replied, "we put butter and salt on ours."

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