A farmer lies unconscious in his field after an apparent farming accident. An ambulance pulls up and two EMTs attend the farmer.

EMT1 : "Whadda we got?"
EMT2: "Man, probably a farmer, left leg's been hit with a tiller. ID in the wallet says he's..."
EMT1: no-NO! Don't!
EMT2: ...Lou-is Cz-...zew...ski. Louis Czyzewski.
EMT1: "...call the coroner."
EMT2: "What? He's in rough shape, but he's clearly still alive!"
EMT1: "Sorry kid, my hands are tied on this one. Once he's been pronounced in the field, procedure dictates that we call the coroner for transport."

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