a farmer interviewed about his two white and black cows

reporter: what do you feed the cows?

farmer: the white or the black one ?

- the white one.

- hay.

-and the black one?

-also hay.

- where do they sleep?

-the white or the black one?

- .....the white one!

- in the barn

-and the black one ???

- also in the barn.

-!!!?? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ASK WITCH ONE IM REFERRING TO IF THE ANSWER IS THE SAME FOR BOTH OF THEM??

-oh please forgive me but the WHITE one is mine.

-and the black one??

-also mine.

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