he tells the attorney that he wants a divorce. "Do you habe any grounds?" asks the lawyer. The farmer says "ya, our house is on about fifty acres." "No no no," says the lawyer, "do you have a suit?" "Ya but I only wear it on sundays to church," says the farmer. "Do you have a case?" asks the lawyer, the farmer says, "no I got a john deere." "well sir do you have a grudge?" asks the lawyer, "well yes I got a grudge, thats wear I park the john deere." Frustrated the lawyer asks, "does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer replies, "no we both get up about 4:30." The lawyer blurts out "is your wife a nagger, sir?" The farmers replies "no shes a white girl, but that damn boy she had is, thats why I want a divorce."
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