That's probably why Star Wars is waiting 5,580,000 minutes between Episode 3 and Episode 7, even though they're the opposite of King Midas and everything they've been touching has turned to shit, they're still hoping to rope in some dupes with their new batch of dumpster fire movies.
Wake up everyone, get off the hype train and get real. Star Wars died decades ago. Just stop. Let it go. Stop.
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