A mother chose to reward her son for his good behavior over the course of the day, by purchasing him a lollipop.
The boy, glad to receive his lollipop, began to lick it right away, right then and there at the mall.
Due to an unfortunate bump with a stranger, the boy dropped his lollipop. He began reaching for it on the floor, when his father said "son, that lollipop is dirty. We can get another one, don't pick it up".
The boy got another lollipop and a few days went by. While the family was walking in the park, the father trips and falls over. The mother goes over to help him, but the little boy interjected "no mom, don't pick him, he is dirty, let's go get another dad"
This was translated from another language, and told to me by mom. Thanks for reading.
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