Nutrition major's birthday is coming up.. help me get some brownie points!

Hey guys! I've been enjoying your jokes for a couple months now and thought I'd try to get some help from the comics themselves. A friend of mine is a nutrition major and her birthday is coming up, I'm trying to come up with a funny gift/card I can give to her. Any ideas?

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