. .goes up to the bar, and tells the barman "Great news! My wife just gave birth! the kid weighs 10ibs!"
"Wow that's incredible, 10 ibs? have a round on the house!"
The next day the same African man comes into the bar again, and tells the barman the kid now weighs 5 ibs.
" . . .Wait", says the barman "How's that possible? Yesterday you said he weighed 10ibs"
"Oh, . .oh no that's before we circumcised him"
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