Lying on his death bed, he invited holy men from each of the most prolific religions. A Catholic priest, a rabbi, a Buddhist monk, a Hindu priest, and a Muslim Sheikh. Each take turns explaining their views on life after death. First, the Catholic priest says a prayer, and explains that after death he will go through the gates of St. Peter where he will join Jesus and all of this loved ones. Next, the Sheikh says he would be granted 72 virgins and live in paradise. Next the Buddhist and Hindu priest discussed nirvana and reincarnation. Finally came the Rabbi. "Well, I don't know if there is a heaven, but at least you won't have to listen to these schmucks anymore."
Punchline 2:After each of the holy men gave their views, they began to argue. The dying atheist put in earplugs and closed his eyes where he couldn't see or hear anything, and then he thought, this isn't so bad.
Punchline 3. Finally came the Sheikh. He explained that after death he would be granted 72 virgins and live in paradise. Or as we like to call it, just another Tuesday night for Justin Bieber.
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