A dude walks into his assistant's office

He really likes the woman and has been wanting to sleep with her for ages, but the assistant has a boyfriend. One day though, he walks into her office and says:

'I'll give you $500 if you sleep with me!'

'Heck, no. Besides, I have a boyfriend!'

'But I'll be really quick! I'll just drop the money on the floor, you'll bend over to pick it up and I'll be done in a jiffy!'

'Hmm... I'll think about it. You know what? I'll call my boyfriend.'

So she calls her boyfriend and explains what the deal is about.

'Ask for $1,000, at least! And don't worry about it, it's really simple. All you have to do is pick up the money super quickly from the floor, and then he won't even have the time to lower his pants! Call me as soon as you have the money.'

So the assistant accepts her boss' deal.

A half an hour passes and the boyfriend still hasn't received a call. An hour passes, still no call. The boyfriend is getting really nervous when finally after two hours, his girlfriend calls him.

'Honey, it was horrible, he only had coins!'