...hoping she could help him resolve his problem. Indeed, his dick was too big and he could never have sex 'cause every woman was too scared it would rip them appart.
'Oh, that's not my competence. Go visit the witch and ask her to marry you. Whenever she says "no", your dick will become 20% shorter.'
The dude goes to see the witch and proposes.
'Witch, will you marry me?'
'No,' she replies.
The guy's dick becomes shorther, but he thinks it's still very long, so he asks again:
'Witch, will you marry me?'
'I told you: no!'
Things are starting to look good, but it's still a bit too long, so the dude asks one last time:
'Witch, will you please marry me?'
To which the witch (haha) replies angrily:
'No, no, no and a thousand times no!'
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