"-Ey you," he shouts at a young man sitting at the bar, "I had sex with yer mum last night!"
The young man replies "Come on, man, settle down."
"She was *really* good in bed, too, you should have seen her, laddie"
Fed up, the young man pays his tab and walks to the door. As he's leaving, he looks back at the intoxicated man and says "Let's go, Dad, you're drunk."
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