A drunk man calls his wife from a payphone....

Man: "honeey, imba gunda needya *hic* gonda needya to come git me"

Wife:"Honey where are you?"

Man:"I'm inda phone box"

Wife:"I understand that, you sound quite drunk, what street are you on?"

Man:"I'mbin da phone box onda corna.."

Wife:"Oh good, you're on a corner, read the street signs and I'll come pick you up"

Man:"Ughh... o. o. one sec, holdon"

The man pops his head out of booth and reads the signs, and gets back on the phone with his wife.

Man "Hon *hic* Honey. I'm inda phone box on da corna"

Wife: "The corner of where? Did you read the signs?"

Man "I'm onda corna of Telephone and Telephone"





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