Mary took her husband Bernie to see a psychiatrist for a check up. After examining him, the doctor took Mary to one side and said, "I have some very bad news for you. There is nothing I can do to help your husband. His mind has completely gone."
"I'm not really surprised," Mary replied, "Bernie's been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 50 years."
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