The drunk guy stares at her and says:
-Shit, you are the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life.
The lady looks back at him and says:
What about you? You are wasted and you look disgusting!
The drunk guy replies:
-That's true, but i'll be fine tomorrow.
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