A drunk guy knocks on a door at night and the homeowner is furious and screams:
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!!"
The drunk says: Would you please help me push? Help me push, please.
The homeowner yells at the drunk: "NO! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU AND IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD."
The drunk guy now begs: come on man, I really need a push!
The homeowner yells: "GET LOST!!" and slams the door.
The homeowner now returns to bed but his wife tells him not to be so rude and to go help the poor guy.
"Why?", The homeowner replies, "He's obviously drunk."
"All the more reason to help him then," says the homeowners' wife. " You used to be such a nice guy, I don't know you like this."
Reluctantly the homeowner goes back outside and says: "OK, OK, I'm here to help you push. Where are you?"
The drunk replies: "I'm here in the garden, on the swing"
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