A drunk guy at a bar walks into the restroom

A drunk guy at a bar walks into the restroom and is greeted by an elf.

The elf says "Hellooo, i am a magical elf and i am here to grant you 3 wishes"

The drunk guy baffled by what he sees says " Alright, awesome! Well my first wish is to have a million dollars"

The elf responds, "Done. When you get home the million dollars will be there."

Then the man says, "Alright, next I want the most beautiful and sexy woman in the world."

The elf says, "Done. When you get home she will be there waiting in your bed."

Then the man says, "Nice! Now finally I want a gold plated Ferrari."

The elf says, "Done. When you get outside it will be there waiting for you."

Then the man says,"So thats it?"

The elf responds,"Nope. Now you have to pay the fee."

The man asks,"Ok, so whats the fee?"

The elf says,"You have to let me fuck you."

"No! Come on elf, what the hell?!" says the man.

Then the elf says," Alright then, you wont get your wishes."

"Alright, alright" says the man. "Just make it quick"

So the man pulls down his pants and bends over while the elf gets on the sink and in position.

The elf sticks his dick in the man and the man says, "Holy shit elf, so small but with a thing so big!"

To which the elf replies, " And you so big and still believing in elves"