The police officer asks the driver whether he has been drinking, which the drunk driver denies. So, the police officer challenges him to walk in a straight line.
The drunk driver walks arduously and falls flat on his face after a few steps. The police officer says, ''Ha! Look at you, you're so drunk you can't even walk in a straight line!'' To which the drunk driver replies, ''You see, that's why I was driving!''
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