This is a play on Mikes Hard Lemonade. There is only one rule: you must use Mikes Hard as the first two words.
Examples:
Mikes Hard penis making it difficult for him to urinate.
Mikes Hard nipples making your conversation with him significantly more awkward
Mikes Hard time getting hard
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