So a dog goes in for an interview at an accountant's. Unfortunately the manager HATES dogs for some obscure reason from his youth.
Anyways, the manager tells the dog that it's got to pass three tests, else it can't be hired.
"First, you've got to be good with computers."
The dog immediately gets up onto the computer and displays his amazing prowess at both MYOB and Xero.
The manger, getting angry now, says "Well, secondly you've also got to be able to sort paper work!"
Swiftly the dog bounds along to the filing cabinet and sorts out the disorganized hell that is the firm's paperwork.
The manager, starting to get quite flustered at this point, splurts out "Well, you've also um... You've also got to be bilingual!"
The dog replies, "Meow".
- Credit to a friend from my Scouting days.
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