A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew the doctor's habit and would always have a drink waiting. But one day the bartender ran out of hazelnut extract, so he substituted hickory nuts. When the doctor arrived, he took a sip and exclaimed, This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri! No, I'm sorry, the bartender replied. It's a hickory daiquiri, doc.
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