A doctor is rushing to work and speeding over a bridge. A police officer sees him, and promptly pulls him over.
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I don't have time for this, I'm a doctor and needed desperately by a patient."
"A doctor, eh? What do you do that's so important you need to do 90 on a bridge?"
"I stretch assholes."
"You stretch assholes? What do you mean?"
"Well, I work in a finger, then two, then a hand, and just keep stretching until they're about 6 feet."
"What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?!"
"Put them on a bridge with a radar gun."
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